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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #3300 on: October 22, 2012, 01:05:40 »




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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #3301 on: October 22, 2012, 14:42:28 »
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    Some people just need a high-five......in the face.........with a chair

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #3302 on: October 23, 2012, 19:38:11 »
    rgx tev sanāk noparkoties ?!  ???  :mhihi:

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #3303 on: October 23, 2012, 22:50:17 »
    Caponem ir 5 seerija...bet labs :D

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #3304 on: October 24, 2012, 02:36:54 »


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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #3305 on: October 24, 2012, 15:01:43 »
    No spokiem:

    Esot jālasa skaļi

    1. Sākam ar iesācējiem.
     
     Trīs raganas aplūko firmas Swatch trīs pulksteņus. Kura ragana aplūko kuru pulksteni?
     
     Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watches which Swatch watch?
     
     2. Tagad nodarbība angļu valodas zinātajiem.
     
     Trīs raganas-transvestītītes aplūko pulksteņa Swatch trīs podziņas. Kura ragana-transvestītīte kuru podziņu aplūko?
     
     Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?
     
     3. Un visbeidzot - valodas atsvaidzināšanas fragments profesionāļiem.
     
     Trīs šveiciešu vieglas uzvedības ragans, kuras vēlas mainīt savu dzimumu, aplūko pulksteņa Swatch trīs podziņas. Kura no šveiciešu vieglas uzvedības raganām, kuras vēlas mainīt dzimumu, kuru pulksteņa Swatch podziņu aplūko?
     
     Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch, which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?
     
     un tagad pamēģiniet trešo ļoti ātri
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    Re: Humors un satīra
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    Re: Humors un satīra
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    Re: Humors un satīra
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #3309 on: October 24, 2012, 17:48:15 »
    Labs!!!   :super:


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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #3310 on: October 24, 2012, 20:55:21 »
    tā suņa acis gan nav laimīgas :(
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #3311 on: October 24, 2012, 22:04:32 »
    - Дорогой, нам на работе будут доплачивать 15% за вредность!
     - Ты уже и там всех достала?
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #3312 on: October 24, 2012, 22:10:37 »
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #3313 on: October 25, 2012, 09:19:35 »
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    You see, in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend:
    Those with loaded guns and those who dig.

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    Re: Humors un satīra
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