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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2205 on: December 27, 2011, 14:09:03 »
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2206 on: December 27, 2011, 15:39:20 »
    Maigi pielikt pirkstu pie lūpām un čukstēt "Vairs nevienu vārdu!" ir ļoti romantiski ....žēl ka policists šorīt tā nedomāja!

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2207 on: December 27, 2011, 19:03:23 »
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    SMS sievai: Mani nolaupīja citplanētieši,veic eksperimentus, aplēja ar smaržām, izsmērēja lūpukrāsā,saskrāpēja muguru,pēc 1h sola atlaist
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2208 on: December 27, 2011, 22:44:45 »
    ...jo mums ir pats optimālākais fotoradaru izvietojums.

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2209 on: December 27, 2011, 22:48:27 »
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2210 on: December 28, 2011, 02:26:39 »
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2211 on: December 28, 2011, 11:03:13 »
    Kamasutra? Figņa, ja jūs redzētu kādās pozās es sēžu pie datora  :muri:
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2212 on: December 28, 2011, 11:11:36 »
    šis priekš dāmām:

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    Ir divu veidu dāvanas - tādas, kuras tev nafig nav vajadzīgas, un tādas, kuras tev nafig neviens nekad neuzdāvinās

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2213 on: December 28, 2011, 11:26:52 »
    Ir 3 veidu dāvanas..labas dāvanas...sliktas dāvanas un grāmatas :D
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2214 on: December 28, 2011, 11:36:04 »
    Quote from: rgx on December 28, 2011, 11:26:52
    Ir 3 veidu dāvanas..labas dāvanas...sliktas dāvanas un grāmatas :D

    tas bija agrāk, kad šķita, ka grāmatas ir briesmīgākais, ko var uzdāvināt. Tagad gan ka tā vairs nav...
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2215 on: December 28, 2011, 11:36:47 »
    Nē, es domāju, ka vēl aizvien ir ļoti daudz grāmatas kuras man liekas briesmīgas.  ;D

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2216 on: December 28, 2011, 12:51:23 »
    Jums visiem vajag "Zelta uzvedības grāmatu", pajoliņi :shura:
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2217 on: December 28, 2011, 14:25:04 »
    o, beidzot sakarīga tabula, kas palīdz noteikt mīļotās apakšveļai izmēru. ja ir velme ko uzdāvināt
    http://das.mix.lv/articles/apskati-visus-krusu-izmerus-8-foto-18?image=10324#gal
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2218 on: December 28, 2011, 16:10:19 »
    Ты - мудак, мудак и еще раз мудак. И на конкурсе мудаков ты бы занял второе место. А знаешь почему второе? ДА ПОТОМУ ЧТО ТЫ МУДАК!!!!

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2219 on: December 29, 2011, 11:07:50 »
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