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    Offline Naits

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2175 on: December 21, 2011, 16:59:34 »
    Meita saka mātei:
    -Es viņu mamm tomēr neprecēšu.
    -Kāpēc?
    -Man šķiet, ka viņš ir alkoholiķis.
    -Kā tā?
    -Vakar dejojot sajutu šim biksēs pudeli.
    -Un cik lielu?
    -Apmēram 0,7.
    -Meit preci tomēr viņu.Citādi būs taka man-jādzīvo visu mūžu ar kortelīti.
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2176 on: December 21, 2011, 19:34:19 »
    Quote from: GuciiC on December 21, 2011, 15:43:11
    Puisis kārto eksāmenus autoskolā. Eksaminators uzdod jautājumu:
     - Lūk krustojums, lūk jūsu mašīna, lūk smagā automašīna, lūk tramvajs. Kurš krustojumu šķērsos pirmais?
     - Motociklists.
     - Nav te nekāda motocikla!!! Lūk jūsu mašīna, lūk smagā automašīna, lūk tramvajs. Kurš
     krustojumu šķērsos pirmais?
     Puisis kārtīgi padomājis:
     - Motocikls!
     Eksaminators dusmās:
     - Nu no kurienes šeit ir uzradies motocikls!!!?????
     - Velns viņu zina, no kurienes tie vienmēr uzrodas....

     :shura:
    :D
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2177 on: December 22, 2011, 07:53:27 »
    <a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/kSRpSq1hxhQ?version=3&amp;feature=player_detailpage" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/kSRpSq1hxhQ?version=3&amp;feature=player_detailpage</a>
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2178 on: December 22, 2011, 09:53:59 »
      :rofl:
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2179 on: December 22, 2011, 10:18:55 »
    Man bija : He sits at home. Tik patiesi  :shura:
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2180 on: December 22, 2011, 12:13:49 »
    Moggy smiesies, bet.... :yo:

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2181 on: December 22, 2011, 12:28:22 »
    :D

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2182 on: December 22, 2011, 12:31:41 »
    kur šito var uztaisīt?
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2183 on: December 22, 2011, 12:33:56 »
    Quote from: Capone on December 22, 2011, 12:31:41
    kur šito var uztaisīt?

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2184 on: December 22, 2011, 12:35:37 »
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2185 on: December 22, 2011, 13:13:32 »
    nu bļe.. a ko darīt tiem kuri nav sejasgrāmatā? ieteikums reģistrēties netiek pieņemts  :aiwa:
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2186 on: December 22, 2011, 13:33:12 »
    Quote from: GuciiC on December 22, 2011, 12:35:37


    taatad kautkaada vienkaarsha huinja, tu esi jau trershaa kurai redzu secret wind  :mhihi:
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2187 on: December 22, 2011, 19:26:12 »
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2188 on: December 22, 2011, 22:47:31 »
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    Čalis sauc officiantu, prasa, vai varētu vēl nedaudz to krabi pavārīt? - Vaitad viņš ir slikti izvārīts? Es nez.. viņš salātus ēd
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2189 on: December 22, 2011, 22:56:19 »

    Vienkārši bomba ! :rofl:
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