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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1815 on: September 29, 2011, 17:05:45 »
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    Как известно, лучшая защита - нападение. Опаздавший ученик вошел в класс с фразой: «Вы что тут охуели все?!

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1816 on: September 29, 2011, 19:50:40 »
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1817 on: September 29, 2011, 23:11:43 »
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1818 on: September 29, 2011, 23:21:47 »
    ha ha ha youtube ir uzhakota  :rofl: taisot vaļā video parādās :

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1819 on: September 29, 2011, 23:25:17 »
    Par hakošanu nezinu - drīzāk izskatās pēc outputa vai heša.  A kapēc - moš nohakots, moš nosvila serveru daudzstāvu ēka, plūdi utt. ;D
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1820 on: September 30, 2011, 00:08:10 »
    Vecs bet labs:  :mhihi:
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    Kungs uzaicina dāmu uz kino. Pēc seansa pavada mājās:
    - Es jums ļoti pateicos, man bija patīkami pavadīt šo vakaru kopā ar jums.
    Viņa domā:
    - Vai tiešām viņš neuzprasīsies uz tasi kafijas?
    Nē, atvadījās un aizgāja. Nākamajā reizē uzaicināja dāmu uz teātri, pēc izrādes pavada dāmu mājās un saka:
    - Es jums ļoti pateicos, man bija patīkami pavadīt šo vakaru kopā ar jums.
    Viņa domā:
    - Vai tiešām viņš neuzprasīsies uz tasi kafijas?
    Nē, atvadījās un aizgāja. Nākamajā reizē uzaicināja dāmu uz restorānu, pēc vakariņām pavada dāmu mājās un saka:
    - Es jums ļoti pateicos, man bija patīkami pavadīt šo vakaru kopā ar jums.
    - Klausieties, vai jūs gadījumā neesat impotents?
    - Nē, esmu intelektuālis. Labāk trīs dienas pagaidu, nekā trīs stundas pielauzt!
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1821 on: September 30, 2011, 00:31:46 »
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1822 on: September 30, 2011, 00:38:48 »
    strādāšu rīt...vēlētos piebilst ka dzīvē tā nenotiek... par tādiem izgājieniem var trāpīt karāties aiz riekstiem pie vanšu tilta  vai arī ar maisu galvā meža vidū rakt bedri...
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1823 on: September 30, 2011, 01:27:00 »
    Quote from: fastarow on September 30, 2011, 00:38:48
    strādāšu rīt...vēlētos piebilst ka dzīvē tā nenotiek... par tādiem izgājieniem var trāpīt karāties aiz riekstiem pie vanšu tilta  vai arī ar maisu galvā meža vidū rakt bedri...
    bet dziivojam tachu vienreiz ;) jums tur praktikantus stazhierus nevaig? :P

    video man nozaga ticamiibas momentu tas, ka lija lietus, bet visi vienmeer bija sausi!
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1824 on: September 30, 2011, 09:27:05 »
    Quote from: fastarow on September 30, 2011, 00:38:48
    strādāšu rīt...vēlētos piebilst ka dzīvē tā nenotiek... par tādiem izgājieniem var trāpīt karāties aiz riekstiem pie vanšu tilta  vai arī ar maisu galvā meža vidū rakt bedri...

    Te jau ozh peec pesimista :shura: :muri:
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1825 on: September 30, 2011, 13:55:16 »
    mhihi
     
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1826 on: September 30, 2011, 16:08:27 »
    Ieva, kāpēc Tu uz mani dusmojies?
    Tāpēc, ka es esmu Dace!

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1827 on: September 30, 2011, 20:38:46 »
    Пьяную девушку проще довести до оргазма, чем до дома.
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1828 on: September 30, 2011, 20:59:15 »
    Mazulis sēž smilškastē un kaut ko žļembā. Pienāk mamma: ko tu ēd? - Nežinu! - Kas tev iedeva!? - Pač atļīda!  :rofl:
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1829 on: October 01, 2011, 21:29:00 »
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