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Re: Humors un satīra
« Reply #1515 on: July 07, 2011, 17:45:55 »
<+ChubZee> i was watching telly this morning before i went to work
 <+ChubZee> and there was a discussion on about a charity that deals with teenage pregnancy
 <+ChubZee> which is a huge problem in the uk
 <+FCN|M0rlock> i can imagine
 <+ChubZee> and they're advocating anal sex as a form of contraception
 <+ChubZee> (which i'm all for)
 <+ChubZee> and their tag line is "one up the bum and you won't be a mum"
 <+ChubZee> i was almost dying laughing

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Re: Humors un satīra
« Reply #1516 on: July 07, 2011, 19:27:49 »
<+ChubZee> and their tag line is "one up the bum and you won't be a mum"
 

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« Reply #1517 on: July 08, 2011, 15:21:44 »
:D


You see, in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend:
Those with loaded guns and those who dig.

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Re: Humors un satīra
« Reply #1519 on: July 08, 2011, 17:49:12 »
mārupē dzīvot ir bīstami

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« Reply #1520 on: July 10, 2011, 21:41:16 »
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Re: Humors un satīra
« Reply #1523 on: July 12, 2011, 16:29:24 »
Sieva aizgāja uz čūsku izstādi. Mājās atnāca ar medaļu!  :mhihi:
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Re: Humors un satīra
« Reply #1524 on: July 13, 2011, 11:19:14 »
no draudzīgajiem..


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« Reply #1525 on: July 13, 2011, 11:22:29 »
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« Reply #1526 on: July 13, 2011, 14:08:47 »
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« Reply #1527 on: July 13, 2011, 14:59:36 »
Histērisks alkoholiķis, labākajos gados!!!

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Re: Humors un satīra
« Reply #1528 on: July 14, 2011, 11:43:29 »
:doh: :carzy: no draugiem:
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Re: Humors un satīra
« Reply #1529 on: July 14, 2011, 12:26:21 »
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?” The blond replies…..”Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”
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