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    Offline Capone

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1425 on: May 18, 2011, 14:24:54 »

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    Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer.' I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

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    Customer: I have problems printing in red...
    Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
    Customer: Aaaah.....................thank you.

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    Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
    Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woolies..

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    Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
    Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
    Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
    Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
    Customer:! OK
    Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
    Customer: Yes
    Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
    Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...

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    Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.

    Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ?

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    Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
    Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
    Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
    Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
    Customer: Five stars.

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    Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
    Customer: Netscape.
    Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
    Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

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    Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

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    Tech support: How may I help you?
    Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
    Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
    Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

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    A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer:

    Tech support: Are you running it under Windows?

    Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1426 on: May 18, 2011, 14:40:34 »
     :rofl:
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    Some people just need a high-five......in the face.........with a chair

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1427 on: May 18, 2011, 14:44:11 »
    šis jau pa manu tēmu... man arī tādi klienti ir bijuši... :D :rofl:
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    You see, in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend:
    Those with loaded guns and those who dig.

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1428 on: May 19, 2011, 15:01:51 »
    Mums laikam tas kaut kā dabiski sanāk :D

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    You see, in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend:
    Those with loaded guns and those who dig.

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1429 on: May 19, 2011, 15:04:44 »
    Bedres nevajag taisīt ciet, jo tad nebūs kur krūmiem un kokiem augt.. :D


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    You see, in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend:
    Those with loaded guns and those who dig.

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1430 on: May 19, 2011, 23:05:08 »
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1431 on: May 20, 2011, 00:39:22 »
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    Dear Whiskey, we had a deal last night. You were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk...

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1432 on: May 20, 2011, 07:22:58 »
    atšķirība starp vīrieti un sievieti... skumji bet fakts
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzW-4cDktB4&feature=player_embedded
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    Dear Whiskey, we had a deal last night. You were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk...

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1433 on: May 20, 2011, 10:15:44 »
    Quote from: fastarow on May 20, 2011, 07:22:58
    atšķirība starp vīrieti un sievieti... skumji bet fakts
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzW-4cDktB4&feature=player_embedded
    taa jau reiz te ir raadiita, ar kk piedaliishanos :P
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1434 on: May 21, 2011, 10:31:09 »

     :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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    Ja jums velta pārāk daudz uzmanības, tad vainu jūs grib appist vai izpist!

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1435 on: May 23, 2011, 01:02:30 »
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    Riepas, bremzes, serviss, drošas braukšanas apmācības un viss pārējais.

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1436 on: May 23, 2011, 21:20:42 »
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1437 on: May 23, 2011, 21:35:31 »
    - Tu kādreiz esi dzēris skoču?
    - Un tu kādreiz esi pīpējis saspraudes?

     :rofl:
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    Some people just need a high-five......in the face.........with a chair

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1438 on: May 24, 2011, 19:27:19 »
     :rofl: :super: paaris riktigi labas haljavas

    http://fishki.net/comment.php?id=88823
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1439 on: May 24, 2011, 22:50:48 »
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