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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1110 on: January 11, 2011, 20:11:07 »
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    Dear Whiskey, we had a deal last night. You were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk...

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1111 on: January 11, 2011, 20:11:49 »
    Quote from: fastarow on January 11, 2011, 20:11:07
    ai blēēēēē  :doh:
    http://www.apollo.lv/portal/sieviete/articles/226202

    Es būtu man tā bijis 7 klasē, es jau tagad varētu būt vectētiņš  :'(
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1112 on: January 12, 2011, 15:52:45 »
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1113 on: January 13, 2011, 08:24:13 »
    Quote from: laurichh13 on January 12, 2011, 15:52:45
    http://www.tvnet.lv/auto/notikumi/361658-auto_ipasniekiem_var_likt_tirit_sniegu_ap_savam_masinam
    Tukumā vai Talsos šis murgs jau darbojas

    uz pareizi dara - neh**j nosviest savu pasuudu uz 3 sutkaam - neviens ielu tiiriitaajs nevar normaali nobraukt un notiiriit, seetniece ar nevar tolkam notiiriit.
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1114 on: January 13, 2011, 11:40:42 »
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    Место женщины на кухне… где она сидит в удобном кресле, задрав ноги, пьет вино и смотрит, как муж готовит ужин.

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1115 on: January 13, 2011, 20:59:36 »
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1116 on: January 13, 2011, 21:23:43 »
    alkofighters.com    :rofl:
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    Dear Whiskey, we had a deal last night. You were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk...

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1117 on: January 14, 2011, 03:23:07 »
    - Vai tava sieva mīlēšanās laikā kliedz ?
    - Jā.
    - Kurā brīdī?
    - Kad es locekli ar aizkariem slauku.
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1118 on: January 14, 2011, 03:24:16 »
    Vīrietis ienāk guļamistabā, vienā rokā piespiestu pie sāna aitu. Viņa sieva guļ gultā un lasa grāmatu.
    Vīrs:Šī ir tā cūka ar kuru man ir sekss, kad tev sāp galva.
    Sieva: Tu protams saproti, ka tev rokās ir aita?!
    Vīrs: Tu protams saproti, ka es arī runāju ar aitu, nevis tevi?!
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1119 on: January 16, 2011, 11:10:52 »
    Pamezgisim meles... 1. Sākam ar   iesācējiem.
     
     Trīs raganas   aplūko firmas Swatch trīs pulksteņus. Kura ragana aplūko kuru pulksteni?
     
     Three witches   watch three swatch watches. Which witch watches which Swatch watch?
     
     2. Tagad   nodarbība angļu valodas zinātajiem.
     
     Trīs raganas-transvestītītes aplūko   pulksteņa Swatch trīs podziņas. Kura ragana-transvestītīte kuru podziņu   aplūko?
     
     Three switched   witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches   which Swatch watch switch?
     
     3. Un visbeidzot - valodas   atsvaidzināšanas fragments profesionāļiem.
     
     Trīs šveiciešu vieglas uzvedības   ragans, kuras vēlas mainīt savu dzimumu, aplūko pulksteņa Swatch trīs   podziņas. Kura no šveiciešu vieglas uzvedības raganām, kuras vēlas   mainīt dzimumu, kuru pulksteņa Swatch podziņu aplūko?
     
     Three swiss   witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, watch   three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch, which wishes   to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch   watch switch?
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1120 on: January 16, 2011, 19:28:50 »
    http://gustsp.space.lv/zinas/nobijies
     
    sūds pa monitoru bet bikses pielaida :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1121 on: January 16, 2011, 22:05:53 »
    pirmais dublis
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    Dear Whiskey, we had a deal last night. You were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk...

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1122 on: January 16, 2011, 22:06:33 »
    finišs
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    Dear Whiskey, we had a deal last night. You were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk...

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1123 on: January 17, 2011, 00:25:09 »
    šis rēcīgs
    "Kā jūs sauc?Jājājānis Skukukujiņš!-Jūs raustat valodu?Nē,valodu raustīja mans tēvs bet tas,kurš noformēja dzimšanas apliecību bija idiots "
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1124 on: January 17, 2011, 01:02:17 »
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