Kā izdzīvot šausmu filmā?1. ja tev šķiet, ka esi nožmiedzis briesmoni, nēj viņam klāt, lai pārliecinātos, vai viņš patiešām ir miris.2. ja tu dzirdi dīvainu troksni un tu domā, ka tas ir tavs kaķis, skrien, ko kājas nes!3. ja tu bēdz no šausmoņa, neskaties atpakaļ - viņš izrādīsies tev priekšā!
Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."10:40 AM Nov 4th from web"I hate paying bills... Son, don't say "me too." I didn't say that looking to relate to you. I said it instead of "go away."11:27 AM Nov 3rd from web"Oh please, you practically invented lazy. People should have to call you and ask for the rights to lazy before they use it."8:44 AM Nov 1st from web"Nobody is that important. They eat, shit, and screw, just like you. Maybe not shit like you, you got those stomach problems."9:11 AM Oct 29th from web"You worry too much. Eat some bacon... What? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon."12:39 PM Oct 28th from web"If mom calls, tell her I'm shitting... Son, marriage is about not having to lie about taking a shit."9:46 AM Oct 26th from web"I need to change clothes? Wow. That's big talk coming from someone who looks like they robbed a Mervyn's."1:43 PM Oct 24th from web"The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain't spitting it out."9:51 AM Oct 22nd from web"You sure do like to tailgate people... Right, because it's real important you show up to the nothing you have to do on time."10:53 AM Oct 20th from web"Just pay the parking ticket. Don't be so outraged. You're not a freedom fighter in the civil rights movement. You double parked."12:59 PM Oct 18th from web"I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that."10:11 AM Oct 16th from web"Remember how you used to make fun of me for being bald?...No, I'm not gonna make a joke. I'll let your mirror do that."9:15 AM Oct 14th from web"That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them."9:10 AM Oct 12th from web"Son, people will always try and fuck you. Don't waste your life planning for a fucking, just be alert when your pants are down."10:41 AM Oct 10th from web"I wanted to see Detroit win. I've been there. It's like God took a shit on a parking lot. They deserve some good news."9:13 AM Oct 8th from web"We didn't have a prom. Dancing wasn't allowed...What's Footloose?...That's the plot of the movie? That sounds like a pile of shit."10:57 AM Oct 6th from web"Does anyone your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking."10:03 AM Oct 5th from web"You're being fucking dramatic. You own a TV and an air mattress. That's not exactly what I'd call "a lot to lose."5:57 PM Oct 3rd from web"You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again after your bullshit dies out over someone else's house."5:08 PM Oct 1st from web"Jesus Christ, Just give the dog his fucking food. Why's he gotta do a trick first? YOU don't have to do shit before YOU eat."10:28 AM Sep 30th from web/quote]
