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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2115 on: December 12, 2011, 07:47:32 »
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    Ира весит 98 кг, Но всем она говорит, что 94. Вопрос: нахуй?
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2116 on: December 12, 2011, 07:48:44 »
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    Latvijā dzimusi jauna kustība "Bankings". Tā ir kolektīva rindā stāvēšana pie bankomāta un, protams, arī visas savas naudas izņemšana.

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2117 on: December 12, 2011, 11:24:21 »
    Quote from: MIGs on December 12, 2011, 07:47:32
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    Ира весит 98 кг, Но всем она говорит, что 94. Вопрос: нахуй?


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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2118 on: December 12, 2011, 22:53:04 »
    varbūt nevajag pa ātru priecāties par savu jauno moto...  :bump: :bump:
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2119 on: December 12, 2011, 22:56:24 »
    Ej Tu nost..................... vnk mute vaļā palika.........
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2120 on: December 12, 2011, 23:01:55 »
    ebal :o
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2121 on: December 12, 2011, 23:54:46 »
    Samontēts zaķīši, it īpaši kūleņi džipam.
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2122 on: December 13, 2011, 00:11:28 »
    normāls feiks.. nu ne mūsējais  :aiwa:
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2123 on: December 13, 2011, 08:03:10 »
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2124 on: December 13, 2011, 09:49:00 »
    Nokavēju :(
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2125 on: December 13, 2011, 10:13:46 »
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2126 on: December 13, 2011, 19:28:00 »
    Filologs Andis zina 25 sinonīmus vārdam "h...a", automehāniķis Petrovs zina 347 autodetaļas ar šādu nosaukumu, plus 25, ko zina Andis
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2127 on: December 13, 2011, 21:15:56 »
    Daba čukst - Nopērc mēteli. Alga čukst - Vēl ir silts...

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2128 on: December 13, 2011, 22:25:28 »
    Ivo pirms kāzām krāso peni zaļā krāsā. -Kam tev?-Mana Anna pirmajā naktī prasīs:Kpc tev zaļš?Es viņai-hujakš pa seju:Kur tu citus redzēji?

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #2129 on: December 14, 2011, 09:22:46 »
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