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Re: Humors un satīra
« Reply #3195 on: October 03, 2012, 23:07:12 »

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Re: Humors un satīra
« Reply #3196 on: October 03, 2012, 23:08:37 »
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Divi vīri atnāk uz publisko pirti. Noģērbjas ieiet iekšā, un momentāli izsktien ārā, jo pirtī neizturams karstums. Iet sūdzēties vadītajam.
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- Господин директор, мне бы в отпуск
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-Числа или хера?
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Re: Humors un satīra
« Reply #3197 on: October 04, 2012, 11:27:12 »

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Re: Humors un satīra
« Reply #3199 on: October 04, 2012, 20:07:54 »

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Re: Humors un satīra
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Re: Humors un satīra
« Reply #3201 on: October 04, 2012, 22:37:15 »
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после генеральной уборки выяснилось, что у кота не было трехдневного запора
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Re: Humors un satīra
« Reply #3202 on: October 05, 2012, 13:24:35 »

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Re: Humors un satīra
« Reply #3204 on: October 05, 2012, 16:23:00 »


badmintons un suns  :super:
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Re: Humors un satīra
« Reply #3205 on: October 05, 2012, 23:44:16 »
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Re: Humors un satīra
« Reply #3207 on: October 06, 2012, 22:54:04 »
No sākuma bija neliels smaids un tad panesās smiekli  ;D

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Re: Humors un satīra
« Reply #3208 on: October 07, 2012, 12:19:14 »
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Ieraudzīju plauktā sievas šampūnu uz kura rakstīts - "garums un spēks". Protams, maz ticams, bet drošībai nomazgāju divreiz.!

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Re: Humors un satīra
« Reply #3209 on: October 07, 2012, 19:54:55 »
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Ieraudzīju plauktā sievas šampūnu uz kura rakstīts - "garums un spēks". Protams, maz ticams, bet drošībai nomazgāju divreiz.!
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