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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1500 on: June 28, 2011, 11:04:40 »
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    Ienāk vīrietis tualetē,nostājās pie pisuāra un klusiņām izsvilpo valsts himmnu,balss no blakus kabīnes:"zajebis!man tagad stāvus dirst?!
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1501 on: June 29, 2011, 00:38:21 »
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    The only easy day was yesterday

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1502 on: June 29, 2011, 14:04:20 »
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1503 on: June 30, 2011, 09:24:04 »
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    Histērisks alkoholiķis, labākajos gados!!!

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1504 on: June 30, 2011, 13:34:29 »
    Roni, es tavā vietā sāktu pārdomāt plānus un bīties :D


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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1505 on: June 30, 2011, 13:35:46 »
    Es viņu ievilināšu ar tekstu, ka tas domāts nacistiem un tālāk jau paši saprotat :D
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1506 on: June 30, 2011, 21:47:16 »
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    Some people just need a high-five......in the face.........with a chair

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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1507 on: July 01, 2011, 12:16:40 »
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1508 on: July 01, 2011, 12:27:54 »
    Pieņemu ka kloķene pēc šī šova vienam ir zilā krāsā  :ehh: Izskatās smuki... un dārgi
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1509 on: July 01, 2011, 16:47:13 »
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    Krievijā viss, ko remontē ar mazāku atslēgu par 24 - skaitās nanotehnoloģijas.
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1510 on: July 02, 2011, 00:28:23 »
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    Kad smadzenes karo ar sirdi, no tā cieš tikai aknas.
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    You see, in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend:
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    « Reply #1511 on: July 04, 2011, 10:25:34 »
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    Atmet dzeršanu un tu redzēsi, kādi ir tavi draugi!   :D
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    You see, in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend:
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    « Reply #1512 on: July 04, 2011, 22:21:23 »
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1513 on: July 04, 2011, 23:45:00 »
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    Jānis, ejot ārā no klases, tik stipri aizcirta durvis, ka no klases izgāja arī Pēteris, kas sēdēja uz palodzes.
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    Re: Humors un satīra
    « Reply #1514 on: July 07, 2011, 08:50:17 »
    - Ko tads neskuvies? - Nav nevienas, kuras del butu jaskujas. - Sevis dēļ noskujies! - Sevis dēļ es pērku alu
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